that one really eloquent australian dude getting arrested for dining and dashing is my idol tbh
this guy
I feel like this guy is an English nobleman from 100 years ago sent into the future and didn’t think he had to pay for food because of his status
AND YOU SIR?????
ARE YOU WAITING TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS??????
christ i just cannot stop thinking about this video. every word out of this man’s lips is delivered with such majesty and grace that you almost forget he’s screaming about his dick after refusing to pay for a meal
I am fairly sure there are other explanatory factors for a dropping life expectancy, such as skyrocketing obesity rates and no one exercising enough. There’s not much evidence that increases in the quantity of working hours is linked to a dropping life expectancy.
i’m literally going to write out of spite a fantasy series focused on the relationship between two gay wizards in the 1920s who are driven apart due to one’s lust for power, ultimately leading to a final confrontation between the two to determine the fate of the world. and you know what??? jk can’t even sue me for it since she never actually incorporated it into her works, so boom i win.
The chefs for Norway’s Olympic team ordered 1,500 eggs.
What they got was 15,000 eggs.
With Norway boasting a team of 109 competitors, the team’s chefs placed a bulk order for eggs from a local store. The order was apparently lost in translation, however, and they received a bumper batch – some 13,500 more than expected.
“There was literally no end to the delivery,” chef Stale Johansen said. “Absolutely unbelievable.”
The chefs have since been allowed to return their excess produce, with Aftenposten attributing the original mistake to a mix up with Google’s translation tool.
Although the excess eggs have been sent back, the Norway team can still expect plenty of egg-based dishes.
“There will be omelets, boiled and fried eggs and smoked salmon with scrambled eggs,” Johansen told Aftenposten. “And we hope there will be a lot of sugar bread made for medal winners. We have made our provisions for that.”
“If fascism could be defeated in debate, I assure you that it would never have happened, neither in Germany, nor in Italy, nor anywhere else.” – Frank Frison, Holocaust survivor
Sound advice from one of the members of the Mackenzie-Papineau Battalion - Canadian antifa volunteers that fought against the fascists in the Spanish Civil War.
A few questions: In your world are firefighters the real fire? Are clothes the real nudity? Is wet the real dryness? Is inane and baseless drivel the real wisdom?
